The people that talk on the radio really need to work on there pauses. Either that or I need more sleep because it took me like ten minutes to relize that "Coming up later, tips to protect your children from the police" really meant "Coming up later, tips to protect your children, from the police." That and I just managed to eat a moldy snow pea. ( Read more... )

I was just sitting on my ass in the living room watching some bad home purchasing based television and on comes a commercial for some lame online dating service. You know the ones with the puke-me cutsy couple happy “success” story. One of them actually said that honesty was really the key. Well fuck me! So that is why I am single. I need a honest ( Read more... )